Dogbert's Electronic Voting Machine

Scott Adams loves electronic voting. No, really:

Now don’t get me wrong – there’s a 100% chance that the voting machines will get hacked and all future elections will be rigged. But that doesn’t mean we’ll get a worse government. It probably means that the choice of the next American president will be taken out of the hands of deep-pocket, autofellating, corporate ****bags and put it into the hands of some teenager in Finland. How is that not an improvement?